Man, today's a boring day, so I decided to spend my day studying Science. Sianz... Science has alot to study and everytime I see the thick stack of notes, I would feel sleepy and lethagic all of a sudden.
Gotta work hard though, cause I want to go to the same class as my friends next year!
Homework Stew
by Kenn Nesbitt
I cooked my math book in a broth and stirred it to a steaming froth. I threw in papers—pencils, too— to make a pot of homework stew. I turned the flame up nice and hot and tossed my binder in the pot. I sprinkled in my book report with colored markers by the quart. Despite its putrid, noxious gas, I proudly took my stew to class. And though the smell was so grotesque, I set it on my teacher’s desk. My teacher said, "You’re quite a chef. But still you’re going to get an F. I didn’t ask for ‘homework stew,’ I said, ‘Tomorrow, homework’s due.’"
Ha... came across this poem and it exactly describes my feelings now. COOKING MY HOMEWORK IN A POT AND BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, today's a boring day, so I decided to spend my day studying Science. Sianz... Science has alot to study and everytime I see the thick stack of notes, I would feel sleepy and lethagic all of a sudden.